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Okay, Bernie, $15 check
payable to whom?

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- The Urology Research Clinic-
- The Urology Research-

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Annual Mixed Doubles
Tennis Tournament-

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Come on, Bernie.

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- And Cocktail Party.
- I can't get that all on this one check.

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Well, that's the name
of the tournament.

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Well, the bank doesn't have to know
we're having a cocktail party.

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- Well, I hope they cash it.
- They'll cash it, Bernie. They'll cash it.

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Hey, Phil. Can I have your 15 bucks?
You're gonna be in the tournament, aren't you?

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Are you kidding?
I am the tournament.

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I mean, what kind of tournament would it be
without last year's defending champion?

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- Honest one?
- There is nothing dishonest...

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about my blistering forehand
and slashing backhand.

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Nothing dishonest about your sneezing
every time I serve either, huh?

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- Can I help it if I have hay fever?
- In an indoor court?

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Well, maybe I'm just allergic to losers.

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HeyJerry, you know, I think the reason
Phil won last year...

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was because he was lucky enough
to be paired up with Bettyjo Berkus.

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Jerrys partner was
just as good as Bettyjo.

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Cindy Dreckman?

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She was great...
back in the '40s.

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Well, uh, she wasn't the one
who couldn't return my lightning serves.

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<i>- {Elevator Bell Dings]
- Good mommg.</i>

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- Oh, good morning, Bob.
- Say, Bob, which would you rather have-

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uh, Bettyjo Berkus
or Cindy Dreckman?

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Is this one of those
desert island situations?

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No. No, Bob. We're talking about the tennis
tournament. What do you think of Cindy Dreckman?

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- Well, uh, she was good for a retired nurse.
- She was the worst.

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No, she wasn't.
Bob's partner was the worst.

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Oh, yeah. Who was your partner, Bob? You
know, I forgot. You were eliminated so fast. I-

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Yeah, Bob. Who was your partner?
Oh, that's right.

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- What's right? - Uh, we werejust, uh,
talking about the tennis tournament.

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Oh. Now I'm sorry to let you down, Bob,
but I'm not gonna play this year.

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Shucks.

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Well, I don't blame you, Carol.
I mean, if I was as uncoordinated as you are...

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I don't think I'd enter
any kind of competition either.

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Oh, watch it, Phil.
lam going to be the linejudge this year.

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You are a terrific person,
though, on the other hand.

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I mean, you're very nice,
you're kind, got a great personality.

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I've got real good eyes too,
and I'm gonna be watching you like a hawk.

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- How are your ears?
- Perfect.

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Good. Listen for sneezes.

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Boy, it's lonely at the top.

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- Bob, you're in, right?
- No, not this year. But I'll, uh, I'll send a donation.

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- What are you talking about? - What are you
talking about? You still play, don't you?

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Yeah, I play, but I play for fun.
And the last couple of years, it hasn't been fun.

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You know, winning isn't
a matter of life and death.

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Bob, this is competition.
It's normal to want to win.

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Yeah, but I mean,
it isn't everything.

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But when a person has been blessed
with certain natural gifts by you know who...

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I mean, he wants to go all the way.

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Yeah, well, uh, gifts come
in different packagesJerry.

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- You're darn right.
- Yeah, that's right.

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Uh, pudgy packages,
short packages.

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Wait a minute.
I resent you calling Bob short...

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and I'm sure Bob resents you
calling me pudgy, right, Bob?

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- That's right, Bernie. - Well, come on, do
you want to play in the tournament or not?

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Yeah, come on, Bob.
Let's show these big lummoxes.

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All right, <i>l-l'll</i> play, but I don't want
a lot of arguing like we had last year.

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- There won't, Bob. You've got my word on that.
- Fine.

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Unless Phil starts something, then I'm going to
ram my tennis racket down his, uh, throat.

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Oh, Bob. Uh, will you, uh,
give the trophy out again this year?

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- Yeah. Sure.
- Oh, here. Keep it in your office.

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- Kind of like in a temporary home.
- You never know, Bernie.

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I hope you win that.
The Urology Trophy belongs in your office.

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You'd think they could come up with
a better name than that, though, wouldn't you?

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I know.
What about, uh, Urology Cup?

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I think we better stick
with Urology Trophy.

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- Hi, honey. I'm home.
- Hi, dear.

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- Dinner will be ready in a few minutes.
- Oh, good.

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Bob, would you get the candles
out of the freezer for me, please?

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Oh, I had candles for lunch.

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No. I freeze the candles 'cause
it makes them burn twice as long.

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I guess that's because
the, uh, flame is so cold, hmm?

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That's another one of those household hints
I got from that book I bought-

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- <i>Save</i> a <i>Nickel, Save</i> a <i>Dime.</i>
- Oh, that's that book that cost $22, wasn't it?

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Bob, what's in the bag?

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Oh, I just, uh,
picked up some things.

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I'm, uh, gonna play in Bernie's tennis tournament.
I needed a couple pair of socks.

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Oh, and a new aluminum racket.

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Oh, a new shirt,
tennis shoes, sunglasses.

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Gee, I thought you weren't gonna
play I tournament this year.

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Bernie andjerry, they, uh,
you know, they talked me into it.

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<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

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<i>Is it, uh, still mixed doubles?</i>

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Uh, yeah. Yeah. They, uh- They put the women's
names in one bowl, the men's in the other...

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and then, uh- then we pick out
the pairs on Friday.

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It sounds exciting.
Bob, what's this?

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That's, uh, my sweat set.

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- For my wrists, you know?
- Oh. For both of them?

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- Well, they both sweat.
- [Chuckles]

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That's for my forehead.

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[Chuckles]
It's adorable, Bob. It really is.

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Hi, Emily-
[Laughing]

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Howard, don't say anything.

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[Chuckles]
I-l wasn't going to say anything.

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You lost your feather.

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That's Bob's sweat set.

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He's playing in a tennis tournament on
Saturday, and he's planning on sweating.

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Wait a minute. I thought we were
gonna play golf on Saturday.

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Well, I'm sorry, Howard.
I forgot all about our golf game.

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Well, that's okay.
I mean, no big deal.

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I'll just, uh-
just play golf by myself.

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You can play tennis
with the beautiful people.

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<i>Oh. He's not playing
with the beautiful people.</i>

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He's playing with Bernie
andjerry and people like that.

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Yeah, it's a charity event.
You can play if you want. You'll be my guest.

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No, there's no way I could do that.

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- Oh, come on, Howard.
- Okay.

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I didn't know people who didn't work
in the office could play in the tournament.

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Yeah. It's wide open this year.

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Oh, yeah? Well, uh, I know somebody
who's taking tennis lessons...

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and, uh, she's really
been improving.

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Well, I wish you wouldn't tell her about the
tournament, 'cause we don't need beginners.

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Well, I was talking about me.

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Oh.

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- Well, sure. If you really want to play.
- Yeah. I think it'd be fun.

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Fine. <i>I'll,</i> uh, put your name
in the bowl tomorrow.

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Wait a minute.
I just remembered.

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I can't play. Last winter
my, uh, racket fell apart.

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Oh, Howard, that's too bad.

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Well, actually it was my fault. I should
never have use it as a spaghetti strainer.

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Well,you're in luck, Howard.
I just got a new racket.

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Oh. Wow! Great!
Oh, Bob, that's fantastic!

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Oh, thank you!
What are you gonna use?

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My new racket.
You can use my old one.

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Well, why have a beautiful racket
if you're not one of the beautiful people?

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It's, uh-
it's a good racket, Howard.

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I just had it restrung
with top-grade cat gut.

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Cat gut? That's just what
they call it, isn't it?

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Yeah. I guess that's
because that's what it is.

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Here, Bob. I'm gonna buy a racket
with nylon strings.

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There's enough violence
in this world already.

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Emily, you really serious
about playing in this tournament?

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- Sure. Why not?
- Well, I don't know.

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I just wouldn't want you to look silly.

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Hello, Dr. Dorfman?
This is Carol Kester.

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Right, the receptionist
that can't take the sun.

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Uh, listen, the pharmacy was
all out of Hellfire Sunburn cream.

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But I thinkl got
everything else you suggested.

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Uh, Scorch-No...

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Burn-Me-Not...

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and, of course, uh,
Zemeltrickselfeen for redheads.

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Yes, I have the nose guard
and the visor.

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I'll be careful.

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No. I don't need
the warning, Doctor.

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When I was in school, I used to peel
when I sat next to a bright student.

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It's funny if you think about it,
Dr. Dorfman. Good-bye.

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Hi, Carol. How's every
little thing on Mars?

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Very amusing.

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- Is it time for the, uh, partner drawing yet?
- 5:30,jerry.

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- Okay.
- Is it time for the drawing yet, Carol?

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- 5:30, Bob.
- Hold it, Bob.

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- What?
- <i>What are you wearing?</i>

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Oh, I just, uh-

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I put on my, uh- my tennis shirt
just to, you know, get used to it.

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- You're not gonna play in that shirt, are you?
- Why not?

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- It's got a canary on it.
- What's wrong with a canary?

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It's not an alligator.

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That's very trueJerry.

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- And do you know what else isn't an alligator?
- A camel?

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- Very good.
- What I mean is, Bob, alligator shirts are in.

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Boy, you try and give some of these people
guidance around here and-

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- Uh, Carol, wh-wh-what time is the,
uh- the drawing? - Uh, 5:30, Bob.

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I'll, uh-
I'll be in my office.

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- Uh, 5- uh, 5:30.
- 5:30.

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<i>[Knocking]</i>

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What are you doing, Bob?

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Oh, I was, uh-just, uh-just seeing
how they, uh- they adjust these shelves.

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Just in case I got a tall object.

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You know, like a tall book
or something, you know, I'd...

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know how to adjust the shelves.

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- Tall book, huh?
- Something.

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Something, uh, about this tall?

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Or maybe, uh, runner-up tall.

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- It's 5:29, Bob.
- <i>I'll,</i> uh- <i>I'll</i> be out.

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You really want to win
that thing, don't you?

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Well, I wouldn't, uh-
lwouldn't mind.

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I don't want tojinx you, Bob,
but I thinkyou can do it.

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See, I-l don't believe
in superstition.

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I mean, if-if you win, you win. If you don't,
you know, well, what difference does it make?

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Well, good luck anyway, Bob.

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Uh, Carol, it, uh-
it isn't a matter of luck.

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Okay.

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- [ Bernie] Time for the drawing.
- Hey, Bernie. Hey, wh-wheres the trophy?

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- Bob has it.
- Here it is.

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Hey, that's bigger
than last year's trophy.

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Oh, that's too bad. I was-
I was thinking of making bookends.

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<i>He )4 Phil, come on. Remember your promise.
Relaxed andsportshmansh/p-like.</i>

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All right, Bernie. All right.
just, uh, stay out of my way.

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- [jerryjAm I/ate? - No, but who's
little mouth is hardening in your chair?

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Ah, it's okay. I got 55 seconds.
Come on, Bernie, let's get it going.

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Okay, but before
I, uh, pick the first name...

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I'd like to say few words about the functions
ofThe Urology Research Clinic.

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We know the functions, Bernie.
Now let's get on with it, huh?

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- [ Chattering]
- Get going with the drawing.

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- [ Emily] Hi. How's it going? Excuse me.
- We, uh-Wejust started.

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- I got 4O seconds, Bernie.
- Uh, okay, the first name is, uh, Tammy Ziegler.

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Go ahead.
Pick your partner, Tammy.

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Be there, baby.

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Howard Borden?
Who's Howard Borden?

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He's not that swishy podiatrist
up on the 12th floor, is he?

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00:13:26,425 --> 00:13:30,805
No, he's, uh- he's a neighbor of ours,
and he's as macho as they come.

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I've got the macho.
I'm looking for a guy who can serve rockets.

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- They really take this seriously, huh?
- Shh! Shh!

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Okay, uh, the next one
isjerry Robinson.

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Good deal. I only got four seconds left.
Bettyjo Berkus!

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Hey, all the way, Bettyjo.
We're gonna kill you, Phil. That's all for you-

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-[Timer Dings]
- Uh, that's it for me.

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The next name is, uh, Bob Hartley.
Go ahead, Bob Hartley.

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Uh, Carol, why don't-
why don't you pick it for luck?

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00:14:01,193 --> 00:14:03,173
Oh, okay, Bob.

213
00:14:05,398 --> 00:14:10,643
Oh, talk about luck.
Your partner is... Emily!

214
00:14:10,703 --> 00:14:14,446
Me? Oh! Oh!

215
00:14:14,507 --> 00:14:17,283
That-That's wonderful, huh?

216
00:14:19,812 --> 00:14:22,418
Terrific.

217
00:14:22,481 --> 00:14:26,019
- Boy, talk about luck.
- Yes.

218
00:14:26,085 --> 00:14:29,498
I mean, I-l wonder what the odds against
something like this happening are?

219
00:14:29,555 --> 00:14:32,468
I don't even want to know.

220
00:14:32,525 --> 00:14:35,802
<i>Don't we have a rule that says
husbands and wives can't play together?</i>

221
00:14:35,861 --> 00:14:38,842
- Yeah, we do. We do. That's right.
- No, we don't.

222
00:14:38,898 --> 00:14:43,506
- It's never come up before. - Well, Bernie,
I wouldn't want to break any of the rules.

223
00:14:43,569 --> 00:14:46,175
Oh, come on now.
Let them- Let them play together.

224
00:14:46,238 --> 00:14:48,184
What difference does it make?

225
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,710
Well, you know, in case we win,
I don't want there to be any hard feelings.

226
00:14:51,777 --> 00:14:55,418
- You're not gonna win, Bob.
- Well, you never know.

227
00:14:55,481 --> 00:14:59,019
Emily's been taking lessons, and, uh,
she's got a pretty good serve.

228
00:14:59,085 --> 00:15:01,087
Yeah, I sure have.

229
00:15:03,289 --> 00:15:07,294
- Yeah. - Y-You sure those rules
aren't written down anywhere?

230
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:25,185
- Well, are you ready, Emily?
- Yeah.

231
00:15:25,244 --> 00:15:29,886
You know, I just can't decide if I should hold
my racket in two hands like Chrissy Evert...

232
00:15:29,949 --> 00:15:31,895
or one hand
like Evonne Goolagong.

233
00:15:31,951 --> 00:15:37,162
Emily, don't worry about it.j-j ust remember
after I serve to move way off to the side.

234
00:15:37,223 --> 00:15:39,999
You mean, get out of the way?

235
00:15:40,059 --> 00:15:43,632
No. No. Not-Not at all.
You'll get, uh- You'll get plenty of shots.

236
00:15:43,696 --> 00:15:45,869
Well, good, 'cause I want to
have some fun too.

237
00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:49,708
Oh, it'll be fun, because, uh,
Bernie is really out of shape.

238
00:15:49,769 --> 00:15:54,377
I think if we run him,
he's gonna cave in like a house of cards.

239
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:57,887
Uh, but- but you don't really care
about winning that much.

240
00:15:57,943 --> 00:15:59,889
No. Not really.

241
00:15:59,945 --> 00:16:03,051
Now, after we eliminate Bernie...

242
00:16:03,115 --> 00:16:06,460
I think we'll play
Jerry and Bettyjo.

243
00:16:06,519 --> 00:16:10,729
- I thinkjerry is just a little overconfident.
- Uh-huh.

244
00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:16,172
Okay, now if we get by them,
we'll play Phil and Madeline in the finals...

245
00:16:16,228 --> 00:16:19,209
- and I thinkl can psyche Phil out.
- Oh.

246
00:16:19,265 --> 00:16:21,905
Well, you should be very good at that.

247
00:16:24,236 --> 00:16:27,547
And if, uh-
if everything goes right...

248
00:16:27,606 --> 00:16:30,143
- we should take it all.
- Uh-huh.

249
00:16:30,209 --> 00:16:32,280
But, uh, you don't care?

250
00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:34,722
- No. No, not really.
- No.

251
00:16:36,782 --> 00:16:39,023
Okay, Emily...

252
00:16:40,453 --> 00:16:43,991
- let's go.
- Okay, Bob. I'm right behind you.

253
00:16:44,056 --> 00:16:47,435
Right behind me
and way off to the side.

254
00:16:53,466 --> 00:16:56,447
- Emily, you were terrific.
- Oh, you did pretty good yourself, Bernie.

255
00:16:56,502 --> 00:16:59,881
Oh, not really. You know, it was just a fluke
that we beat you and Bob.

256
00:16:59,939 --> 00:17:03,682
Oh, Bernie.
Six-love, six-one is no fluke.

257
00:17:03,743 --> 00:17:06,883
Boy, you really had us
going in that second set.

258
00:17:06,946 --> 00:17:10,655
When take a few lessons for your serve,
I won't want to tangle with you.

259
00:17:10,716 --> 00:17:12,662
- Uh, Bernie?
- Yeah?

260
00:17:12,718 --> 00:17:15,631
- I've already had 12 lessons.
- You did?

261
00:17:15,688 --> 00:17:17,759
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, uh...

262
00:17:17,823 --> 00:17:20,326
you know that one serve
that you got across the net?

263
00:17:20,392 --> 00:17:23,271
- Yeah.
- Well, it was almost impossible to return.

264
00:17:23,329 --> 00:17:26,776
- Oh.
- I look like I could use some Gatorade.

265
00:17:31,303 --> 00:17:34,773
Bob, where have you been?
I haven't seen you since the match.

266
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,844
Oh, I-l went for a walk.
I still had a lot of energy left.

267
00:17:37,910 --> 00:17:41,448
Oh. You know, um,
Bernie was just telling me...

268
00:17:41,514 --> 00:17:44,495
that for a person who hadn't
played very much, I was pretty good.

269
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:46,496
Yeah, y-you did play pretty good.

270
00:17:46,552 --> 00:17:49,829
I guess that's why we lost
to the worst team in the tournament.

271
00:17:49,889 --> 00:17:51,835
Bob, are you blaming me?

272
00:17:51,891 --> 00:17:55,862
No, half the blame goes to thatjerk
who taught you how to serve.

273
00:17:55,928 --> 00:17:58,841
Well, Bob, sol double-faulted
a few times.

274
00:17:58,898 --> 00:18:02,675
- Twenty-eight.
- You were counting?

275
00:18:02,735 --> 00:18:06,512
That's just a ballpark figure.
The actual number was 34.

276
00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:10,850
Well, Bob, I don't know howl could've tried
any harder. I was running as fast as I could.

277
00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:14,016
- That's another thing.
- What's another thing?

278
00:18:14,079 --> 00:18:17,652
- Never mind.
- No, Bob, I want to know.

279
00:18:17,716 --> 00:18:19,753
You run like a girl.

280
00:18:22,221 --> 00:18:24,326
I am a girl.

281
00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:26,768
That's another thing.
You acted like-

282
00:18:26,826 --> 00:18:30,364
You acted like a girl.
You giggled when I-when I missed that lob.

283
00:18:30,429 --> 00:18:34,104
Well, I giggled because it
hit you on top of the head.

284
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:36,544
I had sweat in my eyes.

285
00:18:36,602 --> 00:18:41,449
Oh. I didn't know
Superman could sweat.

286
00:18:41,507 --> 00:18:45,978
I'm really sorry, Howard.
I didn't mean to serve the ball that hard.

287
00:18:50,649 --> 00:18:53,255
It's okay. It's okay.

288
00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:57,199
I should have ducked
orjumped or something.

289
00:18:58,457 --> 00:19:00,698
Oh. I guess it's true.

290
00:19:00,759 --> 00:19:03,740
You never hear the one
that's got your name on it.

291
00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:07,572
- Hi, guys. Who won?
- We killed 'em.

292
00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:10,341
- Oh, congratulationgjer.
- Thanks, Emily.

293
00:19:10,402 --> 00:19:13,144
- Nice goingJerry.
- Oh, thanks, Bob. And you were right.

294
00:19:13,205 --> 00:19:15,481
It's not hard to be
a gracious winner.

295
00:19:15,541 --> 00:19:18,249
You know, I, uh-
I shouldn't have laid back. I took it easy.

296
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:21,780
You know, I was too, uh, nonchalant,
too relaxed, you know?

297
00:19:21,847 --> 00:19:24,350
I guess, uh, it just didn't mean
that much to me.

298
00:19:27,286 --> 00:19:29,266
You thinkyou had a weak partner.

299
00:19:29,321 --> 00:19:32,461
- I'm not blaming my partner.
- Oh.

300
00:19:32,524 --> 00:19:36,336
Folks. Oh, folks, listen.
Before we hand out the awards...

301
00:19:36,395 --> 00:19:41,845
I want to give a nice round of applause
to our star linejudge, Carol Kester.

302
00:19:45,204 --> 00:19:47,878
Oh, well, thank you.

303
00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:50,181
I'm surprised you recognized me.

304
00:19:50,242 --> 00:19:54,019
- Phil, uh, you left your racket on the court.
- Oh, yeah.

305
00:19:56,815 --> 00:20:01,355
Oh, thanks. It, uh, must have, uh,
you know, slipped out of my hand.

306
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:05,197
You can kiss the sportsmanship award
good-bye too.

307
00:20:07,326 --> 00:20:10,034
And now, the awards chairman,
Bob Hartley.

308
00:20:10,095 --> 00:20:13,099
The guy who did something for me
that nobody else has ever done.

309
00:20:13,165 --> 00:20:15,167
He made me a winner.

310
00:20:21,206 --> 00:20:23,345
Well, uh, uh, thanks, everybody.

311
00:20:23,409 --> 00:20:26,117
The tournament's over
and we, uh- we do have a winner...

312
00:20:26,178 --> 00:20:29,182
uh,jerry Robinson
and Bettyjo Berkus.

313
00:20:29,248 --> 00:20:31,489
Nice goin'.

314
00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:36,056
<i>But in this kind of tournament, I don't
think you can say there were any losers...</i>

315
00:20:36,121 --> 00:20:40,627
even though, uh, some of us lost,
uh, by a lot.

316
00:20:40,693 --> 00:20:44,903
<i>The, uh- The important thing,
I think, to remember is that we, uh-</i>

317
00:20:44,964 --> 00:20:48,912
we did contribute some money to
a worthy charity and, uh, we all had a good time.

318
00:20:48,968 --> 00:20:51,881
I know Emily and I did.

319
00:20:51,937 --> 00:20:55,578
If we canjust, I think, keep the feeling of
sportsmanship that we had on the courts...

320
00:20:55,641 --> 00:20:58,178
and carry it through
to our everyday lives.

321
00:20:58,243 --> 00:21:01,816
I know it's an old saying.
You've heard it a million times, but...

322
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,417
it's not whether
you, uh, win or lose...

323
00:21:07,987 --> 00:21:10,991
it's, uh, h-how you-
how you- how you play the, uh-

324
00:21:13,025 --> 00:21:14,971
the, uh-

325
00:21:15,027 --> 00:21:17,337
Game.

326
00:21:17,396 --> 00:21:19,706
<i>The game.</i>

327
00:21:28,173 --> 00:21:31,382
- Emily?
- Over here, Bob.

328
00:21:31,443 --> 00:21:34,617
I was just throwing
out the trash.

329
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,787
- E-Emily, uh, listen-
- I know, Bob. it's not whether you win or lose-

330
00:21:38,851 --> 00:21:42,731
Uh, Emily, that isn't what I was gonna say.
Uh, would you sit down?

331
00:21:42,788 --> 00:21:45,792
Okay.

332
00:21:45,858 --> 00:21:48,862
If you don't mind if I sit like a girl.

333
00:21:50,429 --> 00:21:55,276
Emily, I don't, uh-
I don't blame you for- for leaving...

334
00:21:55,334 --> 00:21:57,541
or for taking the car.

335
00:22:00,139 --> 00:22:02,119
How'd you get home?

336
00:22:02,174 --> 00:22:04,586
Uh,jerry gave me a ride.

337
00:22:04,643 --> 00:22:08,819
And I'm glad he did. Because I got
a really close look at that trophy.

338
00:22:08,881 --> 00:22:13,421
Well, maybe next year with the right partner,
you'll win it and you can build a shrine for it.

339
00:22:13,485 --> 00:22:16,125
Emily, the, uh- the trophy...

340
00:22:16,188 --> 00:22:20,432
is just a-a cheap piece
of-of brass-plated metal...

341
00:22:20,492 --> 00:22:22,563
uh, mounted on
wood-grained plastic...

342
00:22:22,628 --> 00:22:26,667
and with a couple of tennis players
glued on top of it.

343
00:22:27,866 --> 00:22:31,973
I really wanted that.
Emily, sit down.

344
00:22:33,672 --> 00:22:35,913
When, uh- When I was
in the seventh grade...

345
00:22:35,974 --> 00:22:38,921
I worked for the, uh-
the Northshore Trophy Company.

346
00:22:38,977 --> 00:22:43,084
And I must have delivered hundreds
of trophies, but never one to myself.

347
00:22:43,148 --> 00:22:46,425
You know, and one day
the temptation got too great.

348
00:22:46,485 --> 00:22:49,591
And I-l took this trophy
that belonged to someone else...

349
00:22:49,655 --> 00:22:53,660
and I put it on my dresser.

350
00:22:53,725 --> 00:22:57,571
“1943, South Chicago
Boxing Tournament...

351
00:22:57,629 --> 00:23:00,633
“Heavyweight Champion...

352
00:23:00,699 --> 00:23:02,645
Buster Magi I nski.”

353
00:23:02,701 --> 00:23:05,875
Oh, I've seen that trophy, Bob.
It's in back of the closet.

354
00:23:05,938 --> 00:23:07,884
Yeah, well, make sure
it stays there...

355
00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:11,149
'cause if Buster finds out I have it,
he's gonna push my face in.

356
00:23:13,112 --> 00:23:18,494
Th-That always worried me, and I-
I wanted to win a trophy all- all by myself.

357
00:23:18,550 --> 00:23:21,156
Yeah, well, that's exactly
what you tried to do today.

358
00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:25,794
Yeah, I know.
And, um, I'm- I'm sorry.

359
00:23:25,858 --> 00:23:28,771
Well, I understand, Bob.
And I-

360
00:23:28,827 --> 00:23:31,239
I just wish I could have played better.

361
00:23:31,296 --> 00:23:34,175
Emily, it wasn't your fault.

362
00:23:34,233 --> 00:23:36,839
Actually, you were-
you were very good at the net.

363
00:23:36,902 --> 00:23:42,409
- Oh, thank you. - I mean, ifoccasionallyyou
could have hit a ball back-

364
00:23:44,243 --> 00:23:48,714
But-But we can, uh- we can work on that
and, uh, I mean, who knows.

365
00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:52,990
Bob, are you saying you want me to be
your partner at the tennis tournament next year?

366
00:23:54,586 --> 00:23:58,591
Why- Why don't I, uh, think about that
while I take the trash down?

367
00:24:09,668 --> 00:24:12,239
- Good morning, Carol.
- Oh, hi, Bob.

368
00:24:12,304 --> 00:24:14,875
Well, it looks like we all
survived the tourney, huh?

369
00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:16,851
And it looks like
you survived the sun.

370
00:24:16,909 --> 00:24:21,415
- Almost. I forgot to wear gloves.
- [E/e vator Bell <i>Ding; ]</i>

371
00:24:23,081 --> 00:24:25,186
- Hi, Bob, Carol.
- HLJer.

372
00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:28,163
HLJerry. Congratulations.
It, uh, it looks terrific.

373
00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:30,257
Oh, this!
[Chuckles]

374
00:24:30,322 --> 00:24:32,268
Pretty proud of it, aren't you?

375
00:24:32,324 --> 00:24:35,897
Ah, it's no big deal.
lt'sjusta bauble.

376
00:24:35,961 --> 00:24:40,467
We all had a good weekend's fun, and I have
a little souvenir to remember it by, that's all.

377
00:24:40,532 --> 00:24:43,376
I see you, uh,
you had it inscribed.

378
00:24:43,435 --> 00:24:47,577
Yeah, well, on the way down, I thought I'd
take a couple of hours off and get it over with.

379
00:24:49,975 --> 00:24:55,186
“The, uh, Urology Cup, won this day
over a field of competitors...

380
00:24:55,247 --> 00:24:58,285
by the team ofjerry Robinson
and partner.“

381
00:25:05,224 --> 00:25:08,467
Yeah, well, there wasn't room on there,
you know, for her whole name.

382
00:25:42,661 --> 00:25:44,004
[ Mews]